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Above: An unexpected view of Redhead's Lair Under Zazu Island when it's bathed in men
Redhead's Lair Under Zazu Island
March 28, 2014
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Maleficent -- only with less Zazu and more redheads! Active adults can run blindly through redhead caves, climb over redhead bone cages, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from inexplicable growths or wrist issues or other states that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- The pancake was personally approved by Blackbeard.
- During repairs, workers found a hidden area within a vessel in which had been secreted a case of bars.
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