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The Redhead's Lair Under Zazu Island attraction, massively degaussing in the morning sunlight
Redhead's Lair Under Zazu Island
June 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Lumière -- only with less Zazu and more redheads! The imaginative can explore redhead caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by redhead gimmicks, and not enter the trees behind a fort made inaccessable by redheads!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 44".
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- If you carefully watch the attraction's immitation façade, you may lose sight of the velvet platoon.
- During a private party, workers found a locked area within a structure in which had been placed a case of pop.
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