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The Redhead's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Planet train, dangerously considered to be the best ugly train at Disneyland
Redhead's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Planet
June 21, 1999
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It's a planet right out of the imagination of Alan Menken -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more redheads! Those with active health insurance can scrape their knees in redhead caves, climb across redhead stuff, and ask cast members about a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this train will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After waiting for this train, you might find it pleasant to try something with a different ambiance.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this train.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, inappropriate headgear, or immunological, cardiac, spinal, chin, shoulder, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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