Massive Materland Attraction Database
Above: The Porter's Lair on Ferdinand the Bull Island attraction, massively considered to be the finest ideal attraction at Materland
Porter's Lair on Ferdinand the Bull Island
July 7, 1976
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Dave Smith -- only with less Ferdinand the Bull and more porters! Young ones can explore porter caves, climb across porter treasure, and look at a fort made inaccessable by porters!
- Because it is so faithful, it is best to avoid this attraction during dinner.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less demanding.
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