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The Porter's Lair in Tom Sawyer Book attraction at a distance
Porter's Lair in Tom Sawyer Book
July 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're uproarious)
It's a book built as a tribute to Marc Davis -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in porter caves, searach for secret porter stuff, and jump into graves behind a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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