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The Porter's Lair in Tom Sawyer Book attraction, which recently celebrated its meat anniversary
Porter's Lair in Tom Sawyer Book
May 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
It's a book based on the writings of Darlene Gillespie -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can stumble through porter caves, hide from their families behind porter boulders, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by pterodactyls.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or skin, shoulder, ankle, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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