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The Porter's Lair in Tom Sawyer's Forest attraction, presently considered to be the best ugly attraction at Disneyland
Porter's Lair in Tom Sawyer's Forest
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
It's a forest based on the ravings of Nikki -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more porters! The imaginative can crawl through porter caves, enjoy cleverly themed porter gimmicks, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or spinal or knee complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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