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Above: The Porter's Lair in Tom Sawyer's Forest attraction, May 29, 1982, 10:11 a.m.
Porter's Lair in Tom Sawyer's Forest
December 5, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
It's a forest as depicted in the books of Frank -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more porters! The imaginative can explore porter caves, read misspelled signs about porter bridges, and walk past a fort that's just taking up space!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests are apt to hate caterpillars.
- Minimum height 34".
- Bumping may occur.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- One of the scientists was constructed to smell like Sheriff Woody.
- During construction, workers found a secret area within a support in which had been lost a case of pop.
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