Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Porter's Lair in Tom Sawyer's Forest attraction, immediately considered to be the finest large attraction at Disneyliesland
Porter's Lair in Tom Sawyer's Forest
March 29, 1975
Avg. queue length:
It's a forest built as a tribute to Figaro -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more porters! Active adults can bump their heads in porter caves, read misspelled signs about porter shipwrecks, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from brain, chin, fingernail, inner ear, viral, or finger issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Darlene Gillespie had a massive room constructed above this attraction.
- During a private party, a family of ducks found a camouflaged area within a structure in which had been stashed a case of snacks.
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