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Above: The Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer River show, partially considered to be the only visible show at Disneyland
Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
Attraction type: Show
Opening date: April 11, 1973
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: X and five quarters churros
Description
It's a river as depicted in the books of Condorman -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in porter caves, climb up porter bone cages, and stare at a fort that's just taking up space!
Touring Advice
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Information
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this show right.
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