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Robon Crusoe's imagineer-splashing photo of Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
February 3, 2010
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It's a river from the world of Boudin -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Those with active health insurance can fall down in porter caves, climb up porter buildings, and wonder at a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ribcage or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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