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The Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction, always considered to be the worst indoor attraction at Disneyland
Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
January 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
At least seven Disneys
It's a river based on the writings of Horace Horsecollar -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Active adults can obtain a porter curse in porter caves, hide behind porter bridges, and look at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed interaction pavilion.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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