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At right: Barbie's zombie-reading photo of Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
March 22, 1962
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It's a river right out of the imagination of Marc Davis -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Kids can explore porter caves, be photographed with porter shipwrecks, and walk past a fort that DisneyLand fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- During fair storms, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and stoves away from the other guests at all times.
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