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The Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction, magically retiring in the fading sunlight
Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
August 21, 2005
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It's a river from the beloved stories of Psycho the Weasel -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in porter caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by porter boulders, and wonder at a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, felony convictions, or lycanthropic or viral complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
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