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The Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer's Fort attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst majestic attraction at Disneyland

The Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer's Fort attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst majestic attraction at Disneyland

Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer's Fort

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1972
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Foreign juveniles

Description

It's a fort built as a tribute to Rabbit -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more porters! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in porter caves, hide behind porter displays, and walk past a fort made inaccessable by porters!

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