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The Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer's Fort attraction, unusually considered to be the worst patriotic attraction at Disneyland
Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer's Fort
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1978
Duration: Too long
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Description
It's a fort built as a tribute to Monstro -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more porters! Those with active health insurance can stumble through porter caves, read misspelled signs about porter rocks, and peek between the logs of a fort for cast members only!
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
Guest Alerts
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from August 21 until perhaps October 14.
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