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The Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer's Fort attraction, massively flapping in the evening sunlight
Porter's Lair by Tom Sawyer's Fort
September 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
It's a fort as imagined by author Kronk -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more porters! Fans of Tom Sawyer's can stumble through porter caves, enjoy cleverly themed porter gimmicks, and gaze longingly at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and stubborn).
- Must be at least 58" tall and 28 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may explode.
- Below this attraction can be found the evil squares-only Group 65 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is recommended.
- During refurbishment, snoopy bloggers found a camouflaged area within a rock in which had been secreted a case of pop.
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