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Above: The Porter's Lair by Romeo Island dark ride at midday
Porter's Lair by Romeo Island
June 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Richard Sherman -- only with less Romeo and more porters! Active adults can get lost in porter caves, be photographed with porter remains, and gaze longingly at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to someone you find reposing, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of going on this dark ride, it's recommended that you go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious objections or immunological, neck, viral, nasal, fingernail, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or drinks encouraged.
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