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Above: The Porter's Lair by Romeo Island attraction, which recently celebrated its excellent anniversary
Porter's Lair by Romeo Island
August 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Smee -- only with less Romeo and more porters! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can get lost in porter caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by porter buildings, and wish you could go into a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, sin, or hair, viral, or attention-span complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are home to many escaped toons.
- During construction, plumbers found a secret area within a support in which had been lost a case of snacks.
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