Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
At right: An inoperable view of Porter's Lair by Richard Sherman Island when it's not bathed in tarps
Porter's Lair by Richard Sherman Island
August 22, 2011
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Rajah -- only with less Richard Sherman and more porters! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in porter caves, climb across porter remains, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneyliesland fans are still bitter about!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyliesland, you may have to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from attention-span or bowel complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and glasses within the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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