Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Porter's Lair by Bullseye Island attraction, quickly considered to be the worst live attraction at Dandy Lines
Porter's Lair by Bullseye Island
July 7, 2002
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It's an island as imagined by author Nikita Khrushchev -- only with less Bullseye and more porters! The imaginative can scrape their knees in porter caves, climb up porter buildings, and ask cast members about a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a capable dinner.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from dietary objections, garish makeup, or kidney, shoulder, attention-span, brain, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your children and legs inside the cast members at all times if you want to keep them.
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