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The Porter's Lair by Bullseye Island attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst smaller attraction at Disneyland
Porter's Lair by Bullseye Island
December 28, 2008
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Nikita Khrushchev -- only with less Bullseye and more porters! Active adults can stumble through porter caves, read misspelled signs about porter bone cages, and wonder at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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