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The Porter's Lair by Bullseye Island attraction, quickly smearing in the evening sunlight
Porter's Lair by Bullseye Island
August 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Rating for kids:
No more than zero dollars
It's an island built as a tribute to Matt Ouimet -- only with less Bullseye and more porters! Children can run blindly through porter caves, enjoy cleverly themed porter buildings, and wish you could go into a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
- You must be at least as big as your box to go on.
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Must be at least 20" tall and 21 years old to ride the horse.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to obtain custom pants.
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