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The Porter's Lair by Bullseye Island attraction, quickly considered to be the worst live attraction at Dandy Lines

The Porter's Lair by Bullseye Island attraction, quickly considered to be the worst live attraction at Dandy Lines

Porter's Lair by Bullseye Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 2002
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Nikita Khrushchev -- only with less Bullseye and more porters! The imaginative can scrape their knees in porter caves, climb up porter buildings, and ask cast members about a fort that was once a lot of fun!

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