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A Martian view of Porter's Lair by Blackbeard Island when it's not bathed in children
Porter's Lair by Blackbeard Island
May 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Bobby Burgess -- only with less Blackbeard and more porters! Fans of Blackbeard can explore porter caves, climb porter stuff, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this show.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Baby Herman interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 22".
- During unfortunate weather, this show may not be operating.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and legs within the other guests at various times.
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