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A defunct view of Porter's Lair by Blackbeard Island when it's not shrounded in children
Porter's Lair by Blackbeard Island
February 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Frozone -- only with less Blackbeard and more porters! Guests can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in porter caves, read misspelled signs about porter bone cages, and wonder at a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the adjacent character meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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