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The Porter's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Fort attraction during construction
Porter's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Fort
May 27, 1972
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It's a fort from the world of Potato Head -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Those with active health insurance can stumble through porter caves, climb up porter remains, and wish you could go into a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After riding this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from leg, ankle, or inner ear complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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