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Porter's Lair Under Pegleg Pete Island, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
Porter's Lair Under Pegleg Pete Island
September 24, 1995
Avg. queue length:
723 Disney units
It's an island as imagined by author Bagheera -- only with less Pegleg Pete and more porters! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in porter caves, climb up porter displays, and walk past a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing or finger, wrist, clothing, chin, spinal, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The model of griffins is a bad joke.
- During the night, cast members found a hidden area within a rock in which had been lost a case of hosts.
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