Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Porter's Lair Under John Wayne Island attraction, February 1, 2005, 4:93 a.m.
Porter's Lair Under John Wayne Island
March 31, 2011
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Matt Ouimet -- only with less John Wayne and more porters! Those with active health insurance can run blindly through porter caves, climb up porter displays, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by porters!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, trendy clothing, emotional baggage, or spinal or leg disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from January 11 until something like June 9.
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