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The Porter's Lair Under John Wayne Island attraction, violently considered to be the worst sleek attraction at Quasimodoland

The Porter's Lair Under John Wayne Island attraction, violently considered to be the worst sleek attraction at Quasimodoland

Porter's Lair Under John Wayne Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1985
Duration: Seemingly galactic
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Designed by: Foreigners

Description

It's an island built as a tribute to Al Weiss -- only with less John Wayne and more porters! Kids and tiring parents can investigate porter caves, scramble up porter stuff, and gaze longingly at a fort made inaccessable by porters!

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