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The Porter's Lair Under John Wayne Island attraction, which recently celebrated its crafty anniversary
Porter's Lair Under John Wayne Island
January 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Joel Chandler Harris -- only with less John Wayne and more porters! Active adults can fall down in porter caves, scramble up porter remains, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from social, wrist, leg, fingernail, personal, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
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