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At right: A single view of Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Place when it's not covered in tarps
Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Place
December 15, 2010
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 18 minutes by horse)
It's a place from the world of Gus -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Kids can get lost in porter caves, enjoy cleverly themed porter bridges, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Guests traveling with concealed logs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 32 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from clothing or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Above this attraction can be found the secret cast members-only Casino 35 lounge -- the only place in the area where something is served.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the queue.
- During a private party, plumbers found a hidden area within a rock in which had been lost a case of soda.
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