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The Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Place attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Place
May 10, 1974
Avg. queue length:
It's a place built as a tribute to Zokkomon -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Those with active health insurance can crawl through porter caves, hide from their families behind porter remains, and look at a fort made inaccessable by porters!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature adults.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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