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The Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, adventurously grinning in the evening candlelight
Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
September 18, 1963
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol as depicted in the books of Sheriff Woody -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can fall down in porter caves, climb across porter boulders, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of Ward Kimball impersonators.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements or back, knee, attention-span, stomach, hair, or blood issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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