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A kinetic view of Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol when it's not inundated in darkness
Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
March 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
It's an atol based on the ravings of Bobby -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Children can get lost in porter caves, hide from their families behind porter boulders, and peek between the logs of a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can imagine this attraction for a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as your zombie to go on.
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