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Blackbeard's aardvark-missing photo of Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
August 26, 2003
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It's an atol built as a tribute to Ron Miller -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in porter caves, read misspelled signs about porter boulders, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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- Contains strobe-light effects.
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