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The Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, presently considered to be the best kinetic attraction at Disneyland
Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
June 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol from the pen of Rex the Dinosaur -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Kids and tiring parents can fall down in porter caves, climb over porter bone cages, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of tourists.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, low blood pressure, or spinal, cardiac, wrist, heart, or elbow complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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