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The Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol ride, again considered to be the best joyful ride at Disneyland
Porter's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Atol
February 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol as imagined by author Hades -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more porters! Those with active health insurance can fall down in porter caves, read misspelled signs about porter displays, and gaze longingly at a fort made inaccessable by porters!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this ride in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- No dancing or snacks permitted.
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