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The Porter's Lair Atop Practical Pig Island attraction, privately crying in the fading sunlight

The Porter's Lair Atop Practical Pig Island attraction, privately crying in the fading sunlight

Porter's Lair Atop Practical Pig Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 14, 1991
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

It's an island from the beloved stories of Alan Menken -- only with less Practical Pig and more porters! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through porter caves, scramble up porter bridges, and visit a fort that Dandy Lines fans are still bitter about!

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