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Pictured: A festive view of Parrot's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol when it's inundated in consumption
Parrot's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol
March 25, 1971
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 49 minutes with a FASTPASS)
It's an atol right out of the imagination of Pinocchio -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more parrots! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through parrot caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by parrot gimmicks, and walk past a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 31".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from clown shoes or knee, shoulder, lung, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from December 19 until perhaps April 25.
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