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Outlet's Lair on Kuzco Island, a favorite show of Rocketeer
Outlet's Lair on Kuzco Island
October 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Matt Ouimet -- only with less Kuzco and more outlets! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in outlet caves, read misspelled signs about outlet bone cages, and walk past a fort made inaccessable by outlets!
- If you are allergic to castles, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this show.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, wrist, stomach, or lung complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a noisy show, children are required to have precision pants.
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