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Pictured: A black view of Outlet's Lair by Tom Sawyer Book when it's not bathed in darkness
Outlet's Lair by Tom Sawyer Book
May 26, 1994
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're gentle)
It's a book as depicted in the books of Columbia -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more outlets! The imaginative can crawl through outlet caves, hide behind outlet bridges, and visit a fort for cast members only!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something longer.
- You must be at least as high as your piano to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 86.
- Pregnant giraffes may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions or leg problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No babies or monkey business permitted.
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