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A volcanic view of Outlet's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol when it's not inundated in tarps
Outlet's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol
September 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down (by "Comedic Newsie" blog)
It's an atol based on the ravings of Santa Claus -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more outlets! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in outlet caves, read misspelled signs about outlet shipwrecks, and wonder at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
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