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Above: The Omelet's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction, presently considered to be the worst memorable attraction at Disneyland
Omelet's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
April 6, 1985
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the ravings of Fess Parker -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more omelets! Children can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in omelet caves, climb over omelet boulders, and walk past a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent character autograph area.
- Minimum height 33".
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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