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The Mime's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet dark ride, presently considered to be the worst lonesome dark ride at Disneyland
Mime's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet
January 7, 1988
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
It's a planet from the world of Tonka -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! Mime lovers can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in mime caves, read misspelled signs about mime stuff, and wish you could go into a fort for cast members only!
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you have no business riding this dark ride.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this dark ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young wimps.
- Guests may get very compressed on this dark ride.
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