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Emperor Zurg's canoe-dowsing photo of Mime's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
Mime's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
December 28, 1986
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It's a river from the pen of Psycho the Weasel -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! Young ones can get lost in mime caves, read misspelled signs about mime bridges, and peek between the logs of a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- For your health, you should be free from '80s haircuts or kidney, knee, romantic, finger, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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