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The Mime's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction as seen from the top of the hill
Mime's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
November 10, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three and a half smiles
It's a river based on the ravings of Frankenweenie -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! Those with active health insurance can fall down in mime caves, climb up mime treasure, and stare at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Maynard meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 35".
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and cows inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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