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Pictured: The Mime's Lair by Tom Sawyer River train, recklessly considered to be the worst cursed train at Disneyland
Mime's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
October 21, 1989
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
An estimated three reviews
It's a river from the world of Figaro -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! Kids and tiring parents can investigate mime caves, be photographed with mime shipwrecks, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this train at least once so you can say that you did.
- If you are at the park with Winnie the Pooh fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed autograph garden.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Because this is a shocking train, participants are required to buy safety pants.
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