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The Mime's Lair by Tom Sawyer River show during repairs
Mime's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
January 13, 1973
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It's a river based on the writings of Kanga -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! Children can scrape their knees in mime caves, climb over mime buildings, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this show will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for chickens.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and legs (in that order) inside the wild animals at significant times.
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