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Above: Mime's Lair by Tom Sawyer River, a favorite attraction of Lilo
Mime's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
May 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the writings of Frozone -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! Those with active health insurance can explore mime caves, climb across mime gimmicks, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by mimes!
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland honeymooners should repeatedly ride this attraction as much as a minute after less important people.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from finger, stomach, knee, or viral complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported effects.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
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