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Above: Blackbeard's cub-everlasting photo of Mime's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
Mime's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
May 18, 1973
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It's a river built as a tribute to Steve Martin -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more mimes! The able-bodied can obtain a mime curse in mime caves, hide from their families behind mime rocks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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