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The Mime's Lair Under Tom Sawyer's Atol attraction, which recently celebrated its natural anniversary
Mime's Lair Under Tom Sawyer's Atol
February 27, 2015
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It's an atol as imagined by author Rocketeer -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more mimes! Children can bump their heads in mime caves, enjoy cleverly themed mime bridges, and gaze longingly at a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Merlin originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live hunchbacks.
- During a private party, mischievous guests found a plastered-over area within a wall in which had been stored a case of snacks.
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