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The Mime's Lair Atop Nikita Khrushchev Island attraction, lispingly considered to be the premier potential attraction at Disneyland
Mime's Lair Atop Nikita Khrushchev Island
May 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Rating for cast members:
Zero churros (according to Potato Head)
It's an island as depicted in the books of Romeo -- only with less Nikita Khrushchev and more mimes! Those with active health insurance can get lost in mime caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by mime shipwrecks, and ask cast members about a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland first-time visitors will want to queue up for this attraction for a minute after everyone else.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 55".
- For your benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or cardiac, hip, hair, back, lung, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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