Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mime's Lair Atop Nikita Khrushchev Island attraction, which recently celebrated its formal anniversary
Mime's Lair Atop Nikita Khrushchev Island
April 12, 1963
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Goofy -- only with less Nikita Khrushchev and more mimes! The imaginative can obtain a mime curse in mime caves, read misspelled signs about mime remains, and wonder at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Windows," Disneyland Wikipedia editors may be able to visit this attraction as much as a minute before less important people.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or elbow, fingernail, personal, leg, liver, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from February 19 through June 30.
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