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The Mime's Lair Atop Merlin Jones Island attraction, cheaply frowning in the afternoon moonlight
Mime's Lair Atop Merlin Jones Island
November 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Davy Crockett -- only with less Merlin Jones and more mimes! Young ones can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in mime caves, scramble up mime buildings, and jump into graves behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Must be at least 30" tall and 35 years old to ride with a child.
- Contains imaginary images that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to buy princess belts.
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