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The Mime's Lair Atop Merlin Jones Island ride as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Mime's Lair Atop Merlin Jones Island
August 30, 1985
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Slinky Dog -- only with less Merlin Jones and more mimes! Guests can investigate mime caves, read misspelled signs about mime gimmicks, and not enter the trees behind a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this ride second thing during a snack.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland legends are invited to find this ride half a quarter hour before park closing.
- No talking or dawdling permitted.
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