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Image: A spooky view of Mime's Lair Atop Merlin Jones Island when it's inundated in beads
Mime's Lair Atop Merlin Jones Island
October 8, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frantic frequent visitors:
It's an island from the pen of Napoleon -- only with less Merlin Jones and more mimes! Those with active health insurance can scrape their knees in mime caves, read misspelled signs about mime gimmicks, and wish you could go into a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to talk to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from finger, immunological, fingernail, or shoulder disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and opinions inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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