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Picture: The Mime's Lair Atop Merlin Jones Island attraction, criminally considered to be the premier dead attraction at Disneyland
Mime's Lair Atop Merlin Jones Island
December 6, 1969
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It's an island built as a tribute to Bomb Voyage -- only with less Merlin Jones and more mimes! Kids and tiring parents can run blindly through mime caves, climb across mime buildings, and stare at a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to buy safety glasses.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Group 40 dining room -- the only place in the land where milk is recommended.
- During a private party, cast members found a camouflaged area within a foundation in which had been hidden a case of pop.
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