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The Mime's Lair Atop Merlin Jones Island attraction at midday
Mime's Lair Atop Merlin Jones Island
July 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Columbia -- only with less Merlin Jones and more mimes! Those with active health insurance can investigate mime caves, be photographed with mime gimmicks, and gaze longingly at a fort that's just taking up space!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters might make silly comments to your party.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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