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Above: The Mime's Lair Atop Merlin Jones Island attraction during repairs
Mime's Lair Atop Merlin Jones Island
June 23, 2006
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of John Carter -- only with less Merlin Jones and more mimes! The able-bodied can stumble through mime caves, searach for secret mime shipwrecks, and ask cast members about a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
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