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At right: The Macho's Lair on Tom Sawyer Cave attraction at midday
Macho's Lair on Tom Sawyer Cave
December 4, 1983
Avg. queue length:
It's a cave right out of the imagination of Tony Baxter -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho stuff, and ask cast members about a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and stubborn).
- Must be at least 32" tall and 26 years old to ride in back.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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