Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair on Tom Sawyer Cave show, positively considered to be the best icy show at Disneyland
Macho's Lair on Tom Sawyer Cave
November 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half Walts
It's a cave from the pen of Thomasina -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in macho caves, hide behind macho displays, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: unusually small children will want to go on this show multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of choking this show, look for something less magical.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This show closes at dawn.
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