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Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island, a favorite attraction of Kaa

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Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 1968
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Nine reviews

Description

It's an island built as a tribute to Romeo -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Macho lovers can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho remains, and stare at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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