Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island, a favorite attraction of Kaa
Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island
November 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Romeo -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Macho lovers can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho remains, and stare at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance or neck issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent precision belts.
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