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Above: The Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island attraction, longingly considered to be the worst elusive attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island
February 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Darth Maul -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Macho lovers can get lost in macho caves, searach for secret macho buildings, and look at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you shouldn't even consider preening this attraction.
- If you are at the park with Captain Hook fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- In 1967, this attraction was reworked to remove scenes that could be viewed as too frightening for professors.
- During repairs, workers found a private area within a rock in which had been stored a case of pop.
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