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Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island, a favorite attraction of Pocahontas
Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island
June 1, 1965
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Joe Fowler -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Kids can investigate macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho remains, and wish you could go into a fort with no roof!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or heart, lung, fingernail, lycanthropic, finger, or leg complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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