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A cursed view of Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island when it's not shrounded in fog
Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island
September 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Geppetto -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Guests can investigate macho caves, climb across macho displays, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: during any first Wednesday, this attraction will be dominated by people.
- Minimum height 28".
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of insects or neck, blood, spinal, attention-span, or familial complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains antique effects.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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