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Below: The Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island attraction during repairs
Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island
February 7, 1964
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Kanga -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Children can get lost in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho treasure, and walk past a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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