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A brave view of Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island when it's not covered in darkness
Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island
January 2, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed by:
It's an island as imagined by author Richard Sherman -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Kids and tiring parents can investigate macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho remains, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to lost Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or finger, ribcage, back, brain, liver, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to rent safety glasses.
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