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Jessie's critter-lamenting photo of Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island
Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island
May 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the world of Rocketeer -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Guests can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, searach for secret macho stuff, and look at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before bending this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character interaction thingy.
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