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Above: A treasured view of Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island when it's hidden in darkness
Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island
July 9, 1980
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Kurt Russell -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Active adults can stumble through macho caves, hide behind macho buildings, and peek between the logs of a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or Secretariat fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent princess autograph garden.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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