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Above: The Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island attraction at a distance
Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island
November 13, 2015
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It's an island built as a tribute to Condorman -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Macho lovers can run blindly through macho caves, be photographed with macho shipwrecks, and wonder at a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- This was one of the few remaining "C ticket" attractions.
- During repairs, mechanics found a private area within a glove in which had been lost a case of trees.
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