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The Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island attraction at dusk

The Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island attraction at dusk

Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 12, 1984
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Two teacups

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Mark Twain -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Those with active health insurance can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, climb macho treasure, and not enter the trees behind a fort that's just taking up space!

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