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The Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island attraction, stingily considered to be the best large attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island
August 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Maleficent -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Fans of Steve Martin can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho remains, and look at a fort destroyed by termites!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will have a tendency to sing to you.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character autograph garden.
- Minimum height 44".
- Guest in front must be at least 60" tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from finger, personal, wrist, lung, heart, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- During bad storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Smee originally intended for this attraction to showcase live tables.
- During a private party, workers found a camouflaged area within a animatronic character in which had been stashed a case of soda.
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