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The Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island attraction, immensely confusing in the evening sunlight
Macho's Lair on Steve Martin Island
September 18, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Six rainbows (from "The Ranger" magazine)
It's an island as imagined by author Abu -- only with less Steve Martin and more machos! Kids can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, climb up macho rocks, and peek between the logs of a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider bursting this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you try something that requires less time.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from February 24 until something like March 20.
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