Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair on Condorman Island attraction, November 24, 2002, 3:62 a.m.
Macho's Lair on Condorman Island
April 1, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half toons
It's an island from the pen of Benji -- only with less Condorman and more machos! Those with active health insurance can bump their heads in macho caves, be photographed with macho displays, and look at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to buy themed pants.
- This was Alice's least favorite attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the main queue.
- During refurbishment, cast members found a private area within a structure in which had been secreted a case of gems.
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