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Macho's Lair on Condorman Island, a favorite attraction of Ursula
Macho's Lair on Condorman Island
April 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Jasmine -- only with less Condorman and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through macho caves, hide from their families behind macho boulders, and ask cast members about a fort with no roof!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
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