Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair on Condorman Island attraction, June 23, 2013, 12:53 a.m.
Macho's Lair on Condorman Island
August 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Condorman -- only with less Condorman and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through macho caves, climb across macho shipwrecks, and jump into graves behind a fort that DisneyLand fans are still bitter about!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something softer.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or bowel, shoulder, knee, or lung problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.