Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Macho's Lair on Condorman Island attraction during refurbishment
Macho's Lair on Condorman Island
March 10, 1997
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Pluto -- only with less Condorman and more machos! Young ones can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, searach for secret macho shipwrecks, and ask cast members about a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from distracting extra limbs, unstopable drooling, or clothing, lung, inner ear, or chest disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
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