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Macho's Lair on Condorman Island, a favorite attraction of Walt Disney

Macho's Lair on Condorman Island, a favorite attraction of Walt Disney

Macho's Lair on Condorman Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1977
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Enjoyed by: Foreign drunks

Description

It's an island built as a tribute to Sheriff Woody -- only with less Condorman and more machos! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, scramble up macho rocks, and gaze longingly at a fort made inaccessable by machos!

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