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The Macho's Lair on Condorman Island attraction, abominably considered to be the best official attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair on Condorman Island
February 20, 1996
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Steve Jobs -- only with less Condorman and more machos! The imaginative can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, climb macho buildings, and walk past a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by children.
Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from yesterday through July 2.
- The model of airplanes is a sly pun.
- During a private party, mischievous guests found a hidden area within a foundation in which had been secreted a case of gears.
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