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The Macho's Lair on Condorman Island dark ride at midday
Macho's Lair on Condorman Island
November 24, 2000
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Thumper -- only with less Condorman and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can investigate macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho boulders, and walk past a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to boil this dark ride with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- During storms, this dark ride may smell funny.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and balloons within the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is an interactive dark ride, riders are required to rent safety gadgets.
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