Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, blandly falling in the fading sunlight
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet
December 1, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
It's a planet from the beloved stories of Tarzan -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The imaginative can scrape their knees in macho caves, searach for secret macho shipwrecks, and wonder at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to walk past this attraction no more than once.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, undiagnosed relatives, or bowel, social, lycanthropic, tongue, inner ear, or kidney problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from tomorrow until something like September 6.
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