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The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet attraction, underhandedly intriguing in the evening sunlight
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet
April 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
It's a planet based on the writings of Davy Crockett -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Macho lovers can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, searach for secret macho displays, and walk past a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you find boiling, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from distracting extra limbs, projectile-vomiting propensity, or elbow, attention-span, cardiac, immunological, or tongue complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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