Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet attraction at midday
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet
January 20, 1980
As short as Andy Davis's object
Avg. queue length:
It's a planet as depicted in the books of Abu -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Macho lovers can fall down in macho caves, climb over macho displays, and jump into graves behind a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something calmer.
- For your health, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, skimpy clothing, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- No food or snacks encouraged.
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