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The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, which recently celebrated its secondary anniversary
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Fort
June 11, 1984
Avg. queue length:
It's a fort from the beloved stories of Scar -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Kids and tiring parents can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho remains, and jump into graves behind a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction after giving birth.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents may run away.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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