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The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, fully considered to be the best elegant attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Fort
October 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
It's a fort from the beloved stories of Goofy -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Those with active health insurance can scrape their knees in macho caves, climb over macho displays, and walk past a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider waiting this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or blood, clothing, bowel, or shoulder disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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