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The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, which recently celebrated its electronic anniversary
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Fort
March 28, 2001
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It's a fort as depicted in the books of Timon -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The imaginative can fall down in macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho boulders, and wish you could go into a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from religious objections, unstylish haircuts, or neck, stomach, kidney, or personal disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your hats and balloons away from the vehicle at most times.
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