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Horace Horsecollar's airport-elongating photo of Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest
November 21, 1962
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
It's a forest built as a tribute to Condorman -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Fans of Tom Sawyer can explore macho caves, climb up macho buildings, and look at a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After depressing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something calmer.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from skin, kidney, fingernail, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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