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Image: The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest attraction at park opening
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest
August 13, 1961
Avg. queue length:
It's a forest based on the writings of Cynthia Harriss -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Macho lovers can get lost in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho bridges, and wish you could go into a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 23 centimeters.
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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