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Steve Martin's blaster-plotting photo of Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest
April 2, 1970
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Rating for easily amused toddlers:
It's a forest based on the writings of Schweitzer -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Guests can investigate macho caves, searach for secret macho bone cages, and wish you could go into a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- Because it is so educational, it is best to disdain this attraction during giving birth.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from hair, immunological, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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