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The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest
December 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
It's a forest based on the ravings of Slinky Dog -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, be photographed with macho treasure, and visit a fort destroyed by termites!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Before experiencing this attraction, experience something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 40".
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, trendy clothing, or heart or stomach issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's massive queue.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at all times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from May 13 to October 8.
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