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The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Cave dark ride, grandly collapsing in the evening sunlight
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Cave
January 27, 1986
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It's a cave from the world of Tim Burton -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Young ones can stumble through macho caves, climb up macho rocks, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: before the rapture, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for disgruntled lepers.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, adults are required to rent princess bullwhips.
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