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The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Cave attraction, April 8, 1966, 2:72 p.m.
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Cave
July 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
It's a cave as imagined by author Yen Sid -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can investigate macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho bridges, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
- Minimum height 27".
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Some people imagine that this attraction is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former cast member.
- Be sure to look for a thick Mickey when you pass through the queue.
- During refurbishment, mischievous guests found a camouflaged area within a foundation in which had been stashed a case of soda.
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