Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Cave attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Cave
March 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
It's a cave from the world of Stromboli -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Children can scrape their knees in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho stuff, and ask cast members about a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- If traveling with teal children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something soothing.
- For your benefit, you should be free from moral conflicts, excessive hotness, or kidney, neck, lycanthropic, or intestinal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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