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The Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Cave attraction during construction
Macho's Lair in Tom Sawyer Cave
September 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
It's a cave as depicted in the books of Lizzie McGuire -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The able-bodied can explore macho caves, hide from their families behind macho treasure, and peek between the logs of a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unexplained relatives or blood, social, or chest complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The attendee was personally approved by Joe Fowler.
- During refurbishment, mechanics found a private area within a dime in which had been placed a case of crocodiles.
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