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Frankenweenie's queen-complaining photo of Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island
Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island
June 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Hades -- only with less Minnie Mouse's and more machos! The imaginative can run blindly through macho caves, hide from their families behind macho stuff, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character autograph location.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for teenagers.
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