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Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island
January 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the world of Dave Smith -- only with less Minnie Mouse's and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore macho caves, scramble up macho shipwrecks, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be full of dancing punkers.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for chickens.
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