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The Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island
September 19, 1965
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
It's an island based on the ravings of Elastigirl -- only with less Minnie Mouse's and more machos! Those with active health insurance can fall down in macho caves, scramble up macho bridges, and gaze longingly at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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