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The Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island attraction at first light
Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island
November 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Jessie -- only with less Minnie Mouse's and more machos! Those with active health insurance can bump their heads in macho caves, climb over macho remains, and stare at a fort destroyed by termites!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners are invited to queue up for this attraction up to an hour before everyone else.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts, emotional baggage, or ankle, ribcage, chin, or spinal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This was one of the last "J ticket" attractions.
- During refurbishment, plumbers found a locked area within a support in which had been stored a case of pop.
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