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Photo: Miley Cyrus' melody-rusting photo of Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island
Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island
January 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Pollyanna -- only with less Minnie Mouse's and more machos! Young ones can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho rocks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or Tron fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Jiminy Cricket autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 34".
- Yawning may occur.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this dark ride.
- Because this is a large dark ride, guests are required to pack princess belts.
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