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The Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island attraction as seen from the top of Mars
Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island
April 24, 2007
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Bob Iger -- only with less Minnie Mouse's and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can stumble through macho caves, hide behind macho displays, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that's just taking up space!
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters will have a tendency to point at your friends.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Boredom may occur.
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