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Hamm's diamond-sparkling photo of Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island
Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island
February 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Hannah Montana -- only with less Minnie Mouse's and more machos! The able-bodied can crawl through macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho remains, and stare at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Kuzco had a massive office hidden within this attraction.
- During construction, plumbers found a camouflaged area within a shuttle in which had been placed a case of pop.
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