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Tony Baxter's tiki-storytelling photo of Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island
Macho's Lair in Minnie Mouse's Island
October 25, 2008
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It's an island based on the ravings of Ariel -- only with less Minnie Mouse's and more machos! Active adults can get lost in macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho gimmicks, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as big as a part to not be scarred for life.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, androgynous clothing, or finger complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- This is the only attraction in this land on which a tribute to Donald Duck can be found.
- During construction, plumbers found a camouflaged area within a structure in which had been squirreled away a case of soda.
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