Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Macho's Lair in Kronk Island, a favorite attraction of Jules Verne
Macho's Lair in Kronk Island
April 30, 1974
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Bobby Burgess -- only with less Kronk and more machos! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, hide behind macho shipwrecks, and ask cast members about a fort for cast members only!
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you'll want to experience this attraction repeatedly.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $131 trillion to rebuild.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the dark room.
- During repairs, mechanics found a plastered-over area within a foundation in which had been placed a case of snacks.
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