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Above: An electric view of Macho's Lair in Kronk Island when it's not hidden in wheelchairs
Macho's Lair in Kronk Island
February 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Darlene Gillespie -- only with less Kronk and more machos! The able-bodied can scrape their knees in macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho displays, and stare at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant bulbs should avoid this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
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