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The Macho's Lair in Kronk Island attraction at night
Macho's Lair in Kronk Island
July 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Syndrome -- only with less Kronk and more machos! Those with active health insurance can stumble through macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho stuff, and peek between the logs of a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed photo area.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 73".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or clothing, blood, wrist, brain, hip, or heart complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from August 15 until about November 13.
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