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The Macho's Lair in Kronk Island attraction, June 21, 1984, 4:47 a.m.

The Macho's Lair in Kronk Island attraction, June 21, 1984, 4:47 a.m.

Macho's Lair in Kronk Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 2016
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Recommended for: Fanboys

Description

It's an island based on the ravings of Thaddeus -- only with less Kronk and more machos! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, searach for secret macho bone cages, and not enter the trees behind a fort that's just taking up space!

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