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The Macho's Lair in Kronk Island attraction during a moment of contemplation
Macho's Lair in Kronk Island
May 5, 2002
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It's an island based on the writings of Goofy -- only with less Kronk and more machos! Macho lovers can search for treasure bolted to the walls in macho caves, climb up macho bridges, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction last thing before brunch.
- Explosions may be too startling for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, novelty haircuts, or wrist, stomach, finger, social, or inner ear disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Macho's Lair in Kronk Island "alternative" experience.
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