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The Macho's Lair in Kronk Island attraction, October 15, 2013, 8:13 p.m.
Macho's Lair in Kronk Island
April 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Dumbo -- only with less Kronk and more machos! Children can fall down in macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho shipwrecks, and gaze longingly at a fort with no roof!
- If you are frightened by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Stinky Pete.
- During refurbishment, snoopy bloggers found a camouflaged area within a gravestone in which had been hidden a case of soda.
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