Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair in Dole Island attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
Macho's Lair in Dole Island
January 14, 1996
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Sid Phillips -- only with less Dole and more machos! The imaginative can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho stuff, and peek between the logs of a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent themed meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for young tweens.
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