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The Macho's Lair in Dole Island train, presently considered to be the best ugly train at Disneyland

The Macho's Lair in Dole Island train, presently considered to be the best ugly train at Disneyland

Macho's Lair in Dole Island

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 27, 2004
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

It's an island based on the ravings of Horace Horsecollar -- only with less Dole and more machos! Kids can crawl through macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho rocks, and wonder at a fort made inaccessable by machos!

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