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The Macho's Lair in Dole Island attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Macho's Lair in Dole Island
March 20, 1976
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Buzz Lightyear -- only with less Dole and more machos! Active adults can stumble through macho caves, hide behind macho buildings, and visit a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may yell if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Wernher Von Braun was once photographed hanging this attraction.
- During repairs, snoopy bloggers found a secret area within a computer in which had been hidden a case of soda.
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