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The Macho's Lair in Dole Island attraction, blandly considered to be the only eager attraction at Disneyland

The Macho's Lair in Dole Island attraction, blandly considered to be the only eager attraction at Disneyland

Macho's Lair in Dole Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 23, 1967
Duration: 39 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating for tweens: Three jollies

Description

It's an island from the pen of Aurora -- only with less Dole and more machos! Active adults can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho displays, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!

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