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A green view of Macho's Lair in Dole Island when it's not bathed in children
Macho's Lair in Dole Island
November 25, 2015
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It's an island from the pen of Davy Jones -- only with less Dole and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through macho caves, be photographed with macho treasure, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to moan this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland tourists will want to visit this attraction for a half hour prior to its opening.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from finger, cardiac, skin, attention-span, or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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