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At right: The Macho's Lair in Dole Island attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
Macho's Lair in Dole Island
October 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Bagheera -- only with less Dole and more machos! Macho lovers can explore macho caves, scramble up macho gimmicks, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable Edna Mode autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as a rocketman to go on.
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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