Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Macho's Lair in Dole Island, a favorite attraction of Chip
Macho's Lair in Dole Island
April 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Joe Fowler -- only with less Dole and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can investigate macho caves, climb up macho boulders, and visit a fort that's just taking up space!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.