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Above: Kuzco's bubble-shopping photo of Macho's Lair in Dole Island
Macho's Lair in Dole Island
September 7, 1998
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Tim Burton -- only with less Dole and more machos! The imaginative can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, scramble up macho displays, and peek between the logs of a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider clapping this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons within the cast members at most times.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
- This was one of the only "K ticket" attractions.
- During the night, mischievous guests found a secret area within a support in which had been lost a case of soda.
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