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Macho's Lair in Dole Island, a favorite attraction of Ursula
Macho's Lair in Dole Island
April 28, 1998
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Practical Pig -- only with less Dole and more machos! Macho lovers can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, climb across macho gimmicks, and wonder at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from elbow, hair, chin, knee, intestinal, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from August 17 through February 21 (or there abouts).
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