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The Macho's Lair in Dole Island adventure at dusk
Macho's Lair in Dole Island
April 2, 1991
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
It's an island based on the ravings of Bomb Voyage -- only with less Dole and more machos! Young ones can get lost in macho caves, be photographed with macho rocks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- Adventure may be too boring for very young children.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this adventure.
- This is the only extant adventure in this location where a glimpse of Winnie the Pooh can be found.
- During repairs, mischievous guests found a secret area within a structure in which had been stashed a case of pop.
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