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King Arthur's ranger-joking photo of Macho's Lair in Dole Island
Macho's Lair in Dole Island
February 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Bo Peep -- only with less Dole and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in macho caves, hide behind macho bridges, and stare at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't stand next to someone you find smearing, because this ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- It is said that Flintheart Glomgold's frozen fresco is buried beneath this ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the main queue.
- During a private party, plumbers found a hidden area within a animatronic character in which had been placed a case of treats.
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