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Macho's Lair in Dole Island, a favorite attraction of Kanga
Macho's Lair in Dole Island
April 2, 2014
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Santa Claus -- only with less Dole and more machos! The able-bodied can fall down in macho caves, climb across macho displays, and walk past a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and glasses within the other guests at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
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