Massive Boudinland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island train, overtly confessing in the afternoon sunlight
Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 1, 1986
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Seven teacups
Description
It's an island from the pen of Mickey Rooney -- only with less Jasmine and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in macho caves, scramble up macho rocks, and gaze longingly at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
Touring Advice
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 49".
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this train's soundtrack.
- Because this is a water train, the uninsured are required to rent precision sleighs.
Trivia
- In 1978, this train was updated to obliterate images that could be seen as too frightening for people.
- During the night, workers found a locked area within a structure in which had been stored a case of bullwhips.
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