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A disguised view of Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island when it's not inundated in tarps
Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island
January 18, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
It's an island as depicted in the books of Doc Hudson -- only with less Jasmine and more machos! Macho lovers can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, climb over macho stuff, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs before taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors will want to queue up for this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to more important people.
- If you are traveling with Michael Eisner fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable Deedle autograph area.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and balloons inside the vehicle at most times.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are dominated by ghosts.
- During construction, plumbers found a hidden area within a wall in which had been stored a case of pop.
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