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The Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island attraction at park closing

Below: The Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island attraction at park closing

Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 2008
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

It's an island right out of the imagination of Davy Jones -- only with less Jasmine and more machos! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, hide behind macho buildings, and gaze longingly at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!

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