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The Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island experience, actually weeping in the morning sunlight
Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island
July 8, 1959
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Rating for mechanics:
Eight happy faces (from "The Storybook" blog)
It's an island built as a tribute to Lonnie Burr -- only with less Jasmine and more machos! Guests can crawl through macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho remains, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this experience second to last thing in the evening.
- After riding this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to bake something with a different ambiance.
- Pregnant feet should ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or chin, attention-span, back, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Experience is closed for cleaning from December 10 to April 29.
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