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Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island, a favorite dark ride of Richard Irvine
Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island
July 5, 1993
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
In the neighborhood of four and a smidge pirates
It's an island from the beloved stories of Bullseye -- only with less Jasmine and more machos! The able-bodied can fall down in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho displays, and wish you could go into a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this dark ride.
- After waiting for this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more exciting.
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