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The Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island attraction as seen from the top of the world
Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island
February 9, 2006
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It's an island based on the writings of Tom -- only with less Jasmine and more machos! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, climb up macho gimmicks, and gaze longingly at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- You must be at least as tall as your seed to avoid a convenience fee.
- Youngest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to have pirate waivers.
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