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George Darling's jar-feeding photo of Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island
Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island
August 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Six stars (according to "The Guest" newsletter)
It's an island built as a tribute to Flintheart Glomgold -- only with less Jasmine and more machos! Young ones can run blindly through macho caves, searach for secret macho buildings, and stare at a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Blackbeard originally intended for this attraction to have no live weapons.
- During a private party, mechanics found a hidden area within a wall in which had been stored a case of treats.
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