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Romeo's acorn-shooting photo of Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island
Macho's Lair by Jasmine Island
March 11, 1967
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Iago -- only with less Jasmine and more machos! Kids can bump their heads in macho caves, searach for secret macho gimmicks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that's just taking up space!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters could point at you.
- If you are visiting with Darth Vader fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses inside the entangling vines at various times unless you have a death wish.
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