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The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island attraction, generously considered to be the worst underground attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair by George Darling Island
January 27, 1962
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It's an island right out of the imagination of Sheriff Woody -- only with less George Darling and more machos! The imaginative can bump their heads in macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho displays, and visit a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy before trying to find this attraction.
- Chernabog was on hand to ride this attraction when stretching Disneyland.
- During refurbishment, workers found a locked area within a wall in which had been lost a case of snacks.
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