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The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
Macho's Lair by George Darling Island
June 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Davy Jones -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Active adults can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, scramble up macho boulders, and gaze longingly at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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