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The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island attraction, astonishingly elevating in the fading candlelight

The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island attraction, astonishingly elevating in the fading candlelight

Macho's Lair by George Darling Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 1969
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Two churros

Description

It's an island based on the ravings of Pluto -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore macho caves, climb over macho gimmicks, and walk past a fort for cast members only!

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