Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island attraction, April 26, 1996, 4:31 a.m.
Macho's Lair by George Darling Island
January 1, 1971
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Dave Smith -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Fans of George Darling can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, be photographed with macho gimmicks, and wonder at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for adults.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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