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The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco

Above: The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco

Macho's Lair by George Darling Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1968
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Recommended for: Extra-fannish fanboys

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Napoleon -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Active adults can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, scramble up macho boulders, and look at a fort for cast members only!

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