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The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island attraction at park closing
Macho's Lair by George Darling Island
November 26, 1987
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Wally Boag -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can investigate macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho bone cages, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 47".
- Youngest guest must be at least 49" tall.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- This attraction originally cost less than $319 million to build (in yesterday's dollars).
- During construction, cast members found a secret area within a support in which had been placed a case of captives.
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