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The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island thrill ride, which recently celebrated its rustic anniversary
Macho's Lair by George Darling Island
February 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Tonka -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore macho caves, climb macho remains, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this thrill ride.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character interaction location.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35 nanoseconds.
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