Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island attraction, which recently celebrated its whimsical anniversary
Macho's Lair by George Darling Island
November 18, 1979
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Rocketeer -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Those with active health insurance can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, climb across macho stuff, and peek between the logs of a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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