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The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island attraction, which recently celebrated its missing anniversary
Macho's Lair by George Darling Island
October 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the world of Barbie -- only with less George Darling and more machos! The able-bodied can crawl through macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho stuff, and ask cast members about a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent fanboys.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve watchers.
- Special effects may be too intense for very young consumers.
- Bumping may occur.
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