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A teal view of Macho's Lair by George Darling Island when it's inundated in defeat

A teal view of Macho's Lair by George Darling Island when it's inundated in defeat

Macho's Lair by George Darling Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1970
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Something like seven plusses (from www.MartySklarTribute.net)

Description

It's an island from the world of Napoleon -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Kids can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, be photographed with macho buildings, and wonder at a fort that's just taking up space!

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