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The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island attraction at midday
Macho's Lair by George Darling Island
June 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Guests can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho rocks, and visit a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Contains imported illusions.
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