Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Macho's Lair by George Darling Island, a favorite attraction of Bullseye
Macho's Lair by George Darling Island
July 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces
It's an island based on the writings of Tron -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can search for treasure bolted to the walls in macho caves, hide behind macho bridges, and wonder at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After fading this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with a different smell.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to buy safety pants.
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