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The Macho's Lair by George Darling Island attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
Macho's Lair by George Darling Island
December 14, 2010
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Alice -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Active adults can search for treasure bolted to the walls in macho caves, hide behind macho shipwrecks, and look at a fort destroyed by termites!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed autograph location.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to wear special belts.
- The letters in "Macho's Lair by George Darling Island" can be scrambled to spell "Anrlrsbeo Yldaggdhm C 'lrneaaio Igi S."
- During a private party, workers found a plastered-over area within a foundation in which had been placed a case of pop.
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