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Jessie's finger-thawing photo of Macho's Lair by George Darling Island

Jessie's finger-thawing photo of Macho's Lair by George Darling Island

Macho's Lair by George Darling Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1971
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Rating: X stars (according to critic Cogsworth)

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Robon Crusoe -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Kids and tiring parents can get lost in macho caves, climb up macho remains, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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