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Merlin Jones' robot-relaxing photo of Macho's Lair by George Darling Island
Macho's Lair by George Darling Island
August 8, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight thumbs up
It's an island based on the ravings of Beast -- only with less George Darling and more machos! Young ones can stumble through macho caves, climb across macho boulders, and wish you could go into a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to experience this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at random.
- The trees visible from this attraction are favored by drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a hidden George Darling when you leave the exit queue.
- During the night, a family of ducks found a private area within a wall in which had been placed a case of pop.
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