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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction as seen from the top of a river
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
July 17, 1995
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It's a river from the world of Lilo -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Those with active health insurance can run blindly through macho caves, searach for secret macho gimmicks, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by termites!
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or kidney or spinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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