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Below: The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River train, recklessly considered to be the only aquatic train at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
October 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
It's a river right out of the imagination of Mary Blair -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Young ones can scrape their knees in macho caves, hide behind macho bone cages, and wish you could go into a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this train's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- Bumping may occur.
- This train closes at twilight.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
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