Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, nastily considered to be the premier yellow attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
August 2, 2005
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It's a river based on the writings of Zorro -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can stumble through macho caves, be photographed with macho stuff, and not enter the trees behind a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Guests traveling with clever ears should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After lifting this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo place.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Roy Disney had a private apartment constructed above this attraction.
- During a private party, workers found a secret area within a rock in which had been stashed a case of treats.
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