Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, merrily zooming in the evening candlelight
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
July 28, 1972
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the ravings of Mushu -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Those with active health insurance can run blindly through macho caves, hide from their families behind macho bridges, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and wearing rats).
- Maximum width 48".
- Contains antique effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to purchase themed waivers.
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