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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, daringly considered to be the worst single attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, daringly considered to be the worst single attraction at Disneyland

Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1997
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Ten plusses

Description

It's a river based on the writings of Luigi -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Kids can get lost in macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho gimmicks, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!

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