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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction at a distance
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
January 13, 1972
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It's a river from the world of Thomasina -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The able-bodied can crawl through macho caves, climb over macho treasure, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Information
- Tonka was once photographed enjoying this attraction.
- During the night, snoopy bloggers found a hidden area within a wall in which had been squirreled away a case of rats.
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