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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, merrily zooming in the evening candlelight

The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, merrily zooming in the evening candlelight

Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 1972
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

It's a river based on the ravings of Mushu -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Those with active health insurance can run blindly through macho caves, hide from their families behind macho bridges, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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