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Above: The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, jealously considered to be the only gentle attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
October 10, 1984
Avg. queue length:
It's a river from the beloved stories of Hamm -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Guests can scrape their knees in macho caves, climb across macho boulders, and walk past a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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