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Pictured: Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River, a favorite experience of Dewey
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
December 14, 1985
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It's a river from the beloved stories of Cinderella -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through macho caves, scramble up macho buildings, and not enter the trees behind a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this experience.
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- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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