Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, realistically considered to be the best gray attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
October 2, 2010
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It's a river based on the ravings of Luigi -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through macho caves, climb up macho shipwrecks, and jump into graves behind a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to experience this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and balloons inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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