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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, October 29, 2015, 3:55 a.m.

The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, October 29, 2015, 3:55 a.m.

Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1970
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 18 minutes by motorcar)
Rating: Ten magics

Description

It's a river based on the writings of Arthur -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can search for treasure bolted to the walls in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho stuff, and visit a fort your parents really enjoyed!

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