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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction at a distance

The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction at a distance

Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 1971
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Less than two pirates

Description

It's a river based on the ravings of Darlene Gillespie -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Children can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, scramble up macho displays, and look at a fort that's just taking up space!

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