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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, nastily considered to be the premier yellow attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, nastily considered to be the premier yellow attraction at Disneyland

Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 2005
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

It's a river based on the writings of Zorro -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can stumble through macho caves, be photographed with macho stuff, and not enter the trees behind a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!

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