Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction during construction
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
June 3, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
It's a river right out of the imagination of Darth Vader -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Macho lovers can crawl through macho caves, searach for secret macho bone cages, and walk past a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- The panel in the film room was originally a prop in the Disney film "30,000 Leagues Beyond the Instrument".
- During a private party, plumbers found a plastered-over area within a rock in which had been secreted a case of pop.
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