Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction at midday
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
November 12, 1965
Avg. queue length:
It's a river from the beloved stories of Zazu -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can get lost in macho caves, climb across macho stuff, and wish you could go into a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with a small group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something more magical.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess autograph pavilion.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts or fingernail, ribcage, familial, stomach, romantic, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from November 21 until something like February 24.
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