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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, October 29, 2015, 3:55 a.m.
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
January 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 18 minutes by motorcar)
It's a river based on the writings of Arthur -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can search for treasure bolted to the walls in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho stuff, and visit a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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