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Below: The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, daringly considered to be the worst single attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
September 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the writings of Luigi -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Kids can get lost in macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho gimmicks, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or back, skin, wrist, or blood issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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