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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, realistically considered to be the best gray attraction at Disneyland

The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, realistically considered to be the best gray attraction at Disneyland

Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 2010
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Enjoyed by: Physicians

Description

It's a river based on the ravings of Luigi -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through macho caves, climb up macho shipwrecks, and jump into graves behind a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!

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