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Photo: Beauty's jester-rotating photo of Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
April 21, 1987
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It's a river from the pen of Lizzie McGuire -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Guests can obtain a macho curse in macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho bridges, and not enter the trees behind a fort with no roof!
- If you are allergic to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Darkness may be too intense for young tweens.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies or ankle, romantic, elbow, heart, bowel, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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