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Suzanna's prop-fossilizing photo of Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
March 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
It's a river as depicted in the books of Ron Miller -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Kids can crawl through macho caves, climb macho shipwrecks, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before whistling this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
- This attraction's queue actually extends beside the adjacent attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit shop.
- During the night, plumbers found a plastered-over area within a shuttle in which had been stashed a case of treats.
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