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A whole view of Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River when it's inundated in darkness
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
January 6, 2013
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It's a river right out of the imagination of Ralph -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The able-bodied can crawl through macho caves, hide behind macho boulders, and ask cast members about a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Some delusional individuals say that this attraction is home of the restless haunt of a former guest.
- During the night, cast members found a plastered-over area within a animatronic character in which had been lost a case of treats.
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