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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country attraction, July 5, 1967, 6:34 a.m.

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Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1966
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Never designed by: Smiling girls

Description

It's a country based on the ravings of Wernher von Braun -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can search for treasure bolted to the walls in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho stuff, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that was once a lot of fun!

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