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The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst empty attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst empty attraction at Disneyland

Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 2004
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Designed for: Spendthrift girls

Description

It's a country as depicted in the books of Mary Blair -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The imaginative can run blindly through macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho bone cages, and gaze longingly at a fort for cast members only!

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