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At right: The Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst empty attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country
May 28, 2004
Avg. queue length:
It's a country as depicted in the books of Mary Blair -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The imaginative can run blindly through macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho bone cages, and gaze longingly at a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: in many cases, very young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 44".
- Attraction may be too boring for adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or blood or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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