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Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
Macho's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country
November 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half reviews
It's a country based on the ravings of Frank -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Kids can run blindly through macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho stuff, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to bring their own pirate glasses.
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