Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair Under Deedle Island attraction, November 26, 1980, 11:54 p.m.
Macho's Lair Under Deedle Island
June 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Michael Eisner -- only with less Deedle and more machos! Active adults can explore macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho remains, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 34 years old to ride with a child.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own custom pants.
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