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The Macho's Lair Under Deedle Island attraction, which recently celebrated its animalistic anniversary
Macho's Lair Under Deedle Island
January 23, 2012
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Practical Pig -- only with less Deedle and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in macho caves, climb up macho gimmicks, and stare at a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and adorable).
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys or blood or intestinal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $172 billion to refurbish.
- During repairs, a family of ducks found a locked area within a animatronic character in which had been secreted a case of pop.
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