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The Macho's Lair Under Deedle Island attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst ingenious attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Under Deedle Island
August 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Griffith Park -- only with less Deedle and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can investigate macho caves, hide behind macho boulders, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will have a tendency to point at your party.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more stimulating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for wimps.
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