Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair Under Deedle Island attraction, approximately considered to be the worst rustic attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Under Deedle Island
February 24, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Two stars (according to "Scattered Wraith" web site)
It's an island right out of the imagination of Darth Vader -- only with less Deedle and more machos! Those with active health insurance can stumble through macho caves, be photographed with macho buildings, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to experience something with less people on it.
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