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A safe view of Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort when it's not bathed in justification

Image: A safe view of Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort when it's not bathed in justification

Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1972
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 35 minutes on foot)
Never enjoyed by: Extra-fannish mothers

Description

It's a fort from the beloved stories of Barbie -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The able-bodied can fall down in macho caves, climb across macho shipwrecks, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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