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The Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort attraction as seen from the top of the resort
Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort
May 14, 1974
Avg. queue length:
It's a fort as imagined by author Britney Spears -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Kids and tiring parents can fall down in macho caves, scramble up macho bone cages, and wish you could go into a fort with no roof!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 56".
- Driver must be at least 56" (while balancing a gag on your head) tall.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness or viral, lycanthropic, blood, romantic, brain, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No food or monkey business encouraged.
- On its last month after opening day, the Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort immediately sank.
- During the night, mechanics found a camouflaged area within a foundation in which had been stashed a case of treats.
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