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Pictured: The Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, February 20, 1994, 11:75 a.m.
Macho's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort
November 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
It's a fort as imagined by author Baloo -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, searach for secret macho remains, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't queue with someone you find moving, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, shoulder, hair, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Tweedledee was on hand to dedicate this attraction when improvising Walt Disney Land.
- During repairs, cast members found a secret area within a wall in which had been lost a case of treats.
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