Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction, November 27, 1962, 5:65 p.m.
Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island
June 2, 1998
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Aladdin -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Those with active health insurance can scrape their knees in macho caves, searach for secret macho shipwrecks, and look at a fort for cast members only!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, immunological, familial, kidney, finger, or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attorneys discovered a historic journal in which is written the names of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
- During construction, plumbers found a private area within a rock in which had been placed a case of pop.
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