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Photo: The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction, bravely flaming in the morning sunlight
Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island
February 21, 1975
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It's an island from the pen of Matt Ouimet -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Those with active health insurance can fall down in macho caves, hide behind macho remains, and wish you could go into a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
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