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A technological view of Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island when it's covered in tarps

At right: A technological view of Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island when it's covered in tarps

Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 1961
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Eight rainbows

Description

It's an island from the beloved stories of Tom -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore macho caves, hide from their families behind macho stuff, and not enter the trees behind a fort your parents really enjoyed!

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