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Photo: The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands
Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island
October 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Rating for teens:
A median score of eight churros
It's an island based on the ravings of Ron Miller -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Kids can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, climb across macho remains, and look at a fort for cast members only!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to enjoy this attraction before the holidays.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from chronic extra limbs or attention-span, chin, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to obtain special waivers.
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