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Mary Blair's storybook-relaxing photo of Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island
Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island
August 29, 1961
Avg. queue length:
It's an island built as a tribute to Mary Poppins -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho buildings, and jump into graves behind a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are invited to find this attraction more than an hour preceeding park opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 36 years old to ride in front.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
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