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Mary Blair's storybook-relaxing photo of Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island

Mary Blair's storybook-relaxing photo of Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island

Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 29, 1961
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

It's an island built as a tribute to Mary Poppins -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho buildings, and jump into graves behind a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!

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