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The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom

Above: The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom

Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1961
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Time-wasting millionaires

Description

It's an island from the pen of Brigham Young -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Macho lovers can fall down in macho caves, searach for secret macho gimmicks, and gaze longingly at a fort your parents really enjoyed!

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