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Above: The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island
May 21, 2006
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It's an island based on the ravings of Langhorne -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Young ones can get lost in macho caves, read misspelled signs about macho bridges, and wonder at a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction and sing along.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, skimpy clothing, or finger issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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