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The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction, December 19, 1973, 5:51 a.m.
Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island
September 14, 1996
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Mickey Mouse -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! The able-bodied can explore macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho gimmicks, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and glasses away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- If you are patient and observe the attraction's painted façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the exclusive vase.
- During construction, cast members found a camouflaged area within a rock in which had been hidden a case of soda.
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