Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A technological view of Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island when it's covered in tarps
Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island
April 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Tom -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore macho caves, hide from their families behind macho stuff, and not enter the trees behind a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young teenagers.
- Bumping may occur.
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