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The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction as seen from the top of a train station
Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island
May 15, 2001
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Monstro -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can get lost in macho caves, climb macho boulders, and visit a fort that's just taking up space!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction after dinner.
- Minimum height 42 seconds.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
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