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The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction, which recently celebrated its invisible anniversary

The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction, which recently celebrated its invisible anniversary

Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 1975
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 50 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: X teacups

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Aurora -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! The able-bodied can crawl through macho caves, climb over macho buildings, and wonder at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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