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The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

Photo: The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1961
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for teens: A median score of eight churros

Description

It's an island based on the ravings of Ron Miller -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Kids can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, climb across macho remains, and look at a fort for cast members only!

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