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The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction during repairs

The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction during repairs

Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 2002
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Precisely ten and seven fifths Disneys

Description

It's an island based on the ravings of Sheriff Woody -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Macho lovers can crawl through macho caves, be photographed with macho boulders, and not enter the trees behind a fort that DisneyLand fans are still bitter about!

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