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The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction as seen from the top of history
Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island
August 23, 1986
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Belle -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Guests can stumble through macho caves, searach for secret macho buildings, and peek between the logs of a fort with no roof!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the morning.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from kidney, lycanthropic, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
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