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The Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island attraction during repairs
Macho's Lair Atop Mary Blair Island
June 9, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Precisely ten and seven fifths Disneys
It's an island based on the ravings of Sheriff Woody -- only with less Mary Blair and more machos! Macho lovers can crawl through macho caves, be photographed with macho boulders, and not enter the trees behind a fort that DisneyLand fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so grisly, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 20".
- Be sure to hold your head and divers inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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