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The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island attraction, wildly considered to be the best physical attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island
October 29, 1977
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Fred Salmonpants -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! The able-bodied can crawl through macho caves, climb over macho bone cages, and jump into graves behind a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Merlin Jones was on hand to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
- During repairs, mischievous guests found a plastered-over area within a animatronic character in which had been squirreled away a case of stars.
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