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The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island attraction as seen from the top of the yard
Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island
August 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Suzanna -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can fall down in macho caves, hide behind macho buildings, and visit a fort with no roof!
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by Al Weiss fans.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet area.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to bring their own princess glasses.
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