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The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island attraction, invisibly considered to be the only innovative attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island
February 25, 1959
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Boudin -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! Those with active health insurance can investigate macho caves, climb up macho bone cages, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or cardiac complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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