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Above: A full view of Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island when it's not hidden in darkness
Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island
March 4, 2003
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Darth Vader -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! The imaginative can run blindly through macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho displays, and look at a fort made inaccessable by machos!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this dark ride with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, goth clothing, runny perfume, or intestinal, knee, or hip disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, riders are required to bring their own special harnesses.
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