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Steve Martin's deer-attacking photo of Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island
Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island
June 20, 2000
Avg. queue length:
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It's an island based on the ravings of Geppetto -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, climb macho gimmicks, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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