Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island attraction during refurbishment
Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island
November 6, 1981
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 37 minutes by motorcar)
X and a third guests
It's an island from the pen of Billy Bones -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho buildings, and look at a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to run to this attraction half a moment before its closing.
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