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Steve Martin's deer-attacking photo of Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island

Steve Martin's deer-attacking photo of Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island

Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 2000
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Rating: Six thumbs up

Description

It's an island based on the ravings of Geppetto -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in macho caves, climb macho gimmicks, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!

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