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The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island attraction, recklessly considered to be the premier solid attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island
September 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Bagheera -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! Guests can scrape their knees in macho caves, hide from their families behind macho boulders, and look at a fort with no roof!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
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