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The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island attraction, calmly considered to be the only audiovisual attraction at Disneyland

The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island attraction, calmly considered to be the only audiovisual attraction at Disneyland

Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1992
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating for frequent visitors: Seven and a quarter jollies

Description

It's an island based on the writings of Schweitzer -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! The able-bodied can crawl through macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho rocks, and gaze longingly at a fort with no roof!

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