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The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst reanimated attraction at Disneyland

The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst reanimated attraction at Disneyland

Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1993
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Recommended for: Retirees

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Paul Pressler -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! Children can scrape their knees in macho caves, scramble up macho stuff, and look at a fort for cast members only!

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