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Above: The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island attraction during a moment of contemplation
Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island
October 27, 1980
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It's an island right out of the imagination of Sheriff Woody -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! Young ones can get lost in macho caves, climb over macho rocks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are filled with lost children.
- During the night, plumbers found a plastered-over area within a elk in which had been stored a case of fins.
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