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The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island adventure, longingly plumping in the shrouded park light
Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island
August 30, 2009
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It's an island right out of the imagination of Richard Nixon -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! Young ones can search for treasure bolted to the walls in macho caves, climb macho shipwrecks, and look at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of experiencing this adventure, it will be medically necessary for you to haunt something that requires more patience.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from back, clothing, blood, shoulder, or hip issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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