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The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island attraction, calmly considered to be the only audiovisual attraction at Disneyland
Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island
May 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frequent visitors:
Seven and a quarter jollies
It's an island based on the writings of Schweitzer -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! The able-bodied can crawl through macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho rocks, and gaze longingly at a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to go on this attraction alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, skimpy clothing, sin, or back, liver, kidney, stomach, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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