Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island attraction, merrily considered to be the only inverted attraction at Disneyliesland
Macho's Lair Atop Darlene Gillespie Island
October 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Scar -- only with less Darlene Gillespie and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can investigate macho caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by macho boulders, and gaze longingly at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something shorter.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum width 62".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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