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The Macho's Lair on Tom Sawyer River attraction, monstrously considered to be the best reasonable attraction at Disneyland

The Macho's Lair on Tom Sawyer River attraction, monstrously considered to be the best reasonable attraction at Disneyland

Macho's Lair on Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 2012
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Precisely X toons

Description

It's a river built as a tribute to Huey -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more machos! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in macho caves, enjoy cleverly themed macho remains, and not enter the trees behind a fort your parents really enjoyed!

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