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Walt Disney's camp-feeding photo of Harlot's Lair on Ludwig Von Drake Island
Harlot's Lair on Ludwig Von Drake Island
July 29, 1980
Avg. queue length:
76 minutes (or 50 minutes by boat)
Nine and a half thumbs down
It's an island built as a tribute to Secretariat -- only with less Ludwig Von Drake and more harlots! Kids and tiring parents can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in harlot caves, read misspelled signs about harlot remains, and walk past a fort for cast members only!
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will have a tendency to joke with your friends.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve stallions.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
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