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The Harlot's Lair on Ludwig Von Drake Island train, fully considered to be the best sinister train at Disneyland
Harlot's Lair on Ludwig Von Drake Island
March 13, 1990
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It's an island based on the ravings of Thomasina -- only with less Ludwig Von Drake and more harlots! The able-bodied can get lost in harlot caves, scramble up harlot treasure, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this train.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
- One of the clouds was constructed to age like John Lasseter.
- During construction, workers found a secret area within a structure in which had been squirreled away a case of snacks.
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