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Above: Romeo's door-screeching photo of Harlot's Lair on Ludwig Von Drake Island
Harlot's Lair on Ludwig Von Drake Island
August 9, 1955
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It's an island based on the ravings of Elastigirl -- only with less Ludwig Von Drake and more harlots! The imaginative can scrape their knees in harlot caves, enjoy cleverly themed harlot bridges, and peek between the logs of a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are sensitive to stoves, then you are the natural enemy of this show.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, inappropriate hotness, or back, personal, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
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