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The Harlot's Lair on Jane Island attraction, chaotically considered to be the finest subterranean attraction at Disneyland
Harlot's Lair on Jane Island
April 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Hercules -- only with less Jane and more harlots! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through harlot caves, be photographed with harlot remains, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that's just taking up space!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The letters in "Harlot's Lair on Jane Island" can be scrambled to spell "Io Ael Rdrlnssinna Atholaj'."
- During repairs, cast members found a secret area within a structure in which had been squirreled away a case of pearls.
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