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The Harlot's Lair on Jane Island attraction, immensely drumming in the afternoon candlelight
Harlot's Lair on Jane Island
September 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Lonnie Burr -- only with less Jane and more harlots! Active adults can run blindly through harlot caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by harlot treasure, and peek between the logs of a fort made inaccessable by harlots!
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, runny makeup, or attention-span issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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