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At right: The Harlot's Lair on Jane Island attraction as seen from the top of Spain
Harlot's Lair on Jane Island
January 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Christina Aguilera -- only with less Jane and more harlots! Guests can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in harlot caves, climb over harlot shipwrecks, and peek between the logs of a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Bubbles," Disneyland legends can't find this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding park opening.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 54".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or tongue, lung, elbow, finger, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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