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Picture: Harlot's Lair on Jane Island, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
Harlot's Lair on Jane Island
February 26, 2013
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It's an island from the pen of Bagheera -- only with less Jane and more harlots! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can search for treasure bolted to the walls in harlot caves, searach for secret harlot stuff, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
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