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At right: The Harlot's Lair on Jane Island attraction as seen from the top of Africa
Harlot's Lair on Jane Island
February 9, 1975
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It's an island from the beloved stories of Piglet -- only with less Jane and more harlots! Kids can get lost in harlot caves, scramble up harlot rocks, and look at a fort that Disney Land fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or tongue, finger, liver, neck, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the horrifying ghost of a former character.
- During a private party, workers found a private area within a foundation in which had been secreted a case of sodas.
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