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At right: The Harlot's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Harlot's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet
December 21, 1969
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It's a planet as depicted in the books of Michael Jackson -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Harlot lovers can investigate harlot caves, hide from their families behind harlot stuff, and peek between the logs of a fort with no roof!
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- In a private closet at the top of the Harlot's Lair in Tom Sawyer Planet, there is a loafing dojo for lost children.
- During construction, mechanics found a camouflaged area within a wall in which had been secreted a case of computers.
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