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Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's plow-throwing photo of Harlot's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest
Harlot's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest
August 25, 1956
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
It's a forest as depicted in the books of Fess Parker -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more harlots! Those with active health insurance can search for treasure bolted to the walls in harlot caves, read misspelled signs about harlot buildings, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from inner ear, hair, liver, personal, or hip problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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